CONVO WITH DADDY!

ME: PA WHY U SO EARLY COME BACK TODAY? (9PM)

DAD: CANNOT MEH? NO GOOD MEH I COME BACK EARLY.

ME: GOOD AR GOT PPL ACC ME I ALONE DAMN SIAN.

DAD: THAT WHY I COME BACK EARLY I KNOW MY DAUGHTER ALONE BORING.

WTF HE CFM GAY SIAO ME.